sorry i missed your text just got back from the gym was so crowded ugh so annoying
like seriously do u think i haven’t heard the oven mitt joke 1000 times already grow up
dude what do u mean she is part dolphin
seriously dale where did you put the leftover quinoa
bro did u hear about that guy with the fake dead girlfriend sounds fishy lolol ok i’ll stop
chimichangas for lunch was a bad idea
ahahaha oh man u should’ve seen your face when i yelled “freeze it’s the police”
yo make sure you tag me in this
omg did you guys hear that
hey lionel whered u put the taco dip at
